alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.
35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."
by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 08, 2008
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"Straight" guy that is frustrated about his secret love for men, so he shields his homosexuality by hating on women. He's not over five foot and goes to the gym every day to feel more empowered. Probably has mommy issues, which leads to his really big hatred for women, and "women belong in the kitchen" mindset. He loves hating on "betas" for respecting women, but he only does it because he really wants to be a top.
Person 1: Dude, this whole feminism thing is ruining women.
Person 2: What? So you're an alpha male or something?
Person 1: I guess you could call me that.
Person 2: You're gay, Brian.
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A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.
A perfect example of an alpha male or (toolbag) would be Fonzzy on happy days.
by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008
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The highest degree of asshole. Must not be confused with the opposite of asshole. If confused with the opposite of asshole, refer to pink panther ..... (gay) pink ..;)
Alpha males are the most interesting men in the world <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
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An alpha male is, to put it in the most simplest way, powerful. That's it--the more powerful a male, the more of an alpha male he is. This power roots from his superior intelligence, as well as his superior physical stature.

People often associate the term "alpha male" with this sort of openly-overconfident male who is an outgoing extrovert. This isn't true. The allpha male would not have to rely on such socialising to attract people; the male who attracts people despite staying out of the spotlight and remaining silent is the real alpha male.
You're walking down the street and cross paths with a fairly muscular guy in dark clothes, looking down, right into your eyes so intimidatingly. He looks so quiet and reserved, yet so confident and definite. That guy was an alpha male and you probably now wanna get ravished by him in bed.
by IamMRAnonymous923 January 25, 2015
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A man who leads with intellectual wisdom and altruism, not with physical strength or gallantry.
Jesus, Aristotle, Gandhi, Einstein, and Nikola Tesla are examples of an alpha male.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 07, 2022
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Do you know that John wick guy? He is Alpha Male
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