(1) A common name both in Slavic regions (Ukraine, Russia and others) and in Israel. Its popularity in Israel probably stems from Israel's high population of Russian/ Ukrainian immigrants.
-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).
Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)
(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.
-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).
Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)
(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.
Man: "Yo, beautiful what's your name?"
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*
Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*
Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."
by RJester July 5, 2010
Get the Alona mug.A website full of pedophiles who talk about raping children run by the internet's biggest pedophile, "sysop", IRL name Kimmo Alm(also known as Sweden's biggest mistake). As if 4chan wasn't broken enough, Kimmo has brought it upon himself to destroy /b/ even more by flooding it with spam and threatening moot with all sorts of bullshit.
They claim to be anonymous, but they aren't at all. Basically, Kimmo will allow you to post anything, as long as it's grammatically correct, spelled correctly, doesn't disparage his pedo tendencies, disparage him, or mention "4chan", "anon", or "/b/". Oh yeah, meme talk is illegal there also.
In other words, stay away. As has been said, it's probably being watched by the FBI.
They claim to be anonymous, but they aren't at all. Basically, Kimmo will allow you to post anything, as long as it's grammatically correct, spelled correctly, doesn't disparage his pedo tendencies, disparage him, or mention "4chan", "anon", or "/b/". Oh yeah, meme talk is illegal there also.
In other words, stay away. As has been said, it's probably being watched by the FBI.
An example of AnonTalk's spam:
"A.n0n.ta1k.c0m
when you're done being a worthless chantard"
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about this AnonTalk website?"
Person 2: "Oh god stay off of there! It's full of pedos and sick fucks."
"A.n0n.ta1k.c0m
when you're done being a worthless chantard"
Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about this AnonTalk website?"
Person 2: "Oh god stay off of there! It's full of pedos and sick fucks."
by lancelot323 April 2, 2010
Get the AnonTalk mug.An Alona is an incredible creature. she has a diverse personality and is kind and trusting but also crazy and funny. You can find the wild Alona in the bare warfare of the dfghnjm,zxcvb school. Alona is a walking meme but in the best way possible. Alonas hangs out with wild saias, luciens, sams, thomas, and few more. her and her aMaZiNg friends are all goth Italians that only wear black. Alonas are sarcastic and know EVERYONESSSSSSS secrets bewhere. she is totally not pointing a gun at my head now. wait what
1.- quick dude! look! its an Alona with her goth Italian friends!
2.- oh no dude, shes maddddddd you better run if you like your life
1.- Dude, alona is so sweet and kind!
2.- Ok, just dont take her food
2.- oh no dude, shes maddddddd you better run if you like your life
1.- Dude, alona is so sweet and kind!
2.- Ok, just dont take her food
by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019
Get the Alona mug.1. Referring to an individual who is showing attitude through facial expression (usually negative). Typically the phrase must be repeated after a brief pause.
2. Possesing a generally large face.
2. Possesing a generally large face.
1. What's wrong with you? You got alota face going on..alota face.
2. Damn! Why is your head so big? You got alota face!
2. Damn! Why is your head so big? You got alota face!
by Rob Powers May 9, 2006
Get the alota face mug.A real nigga that no one likes and is the darkest man in the hole world. No one likes an aloniab and everyone knows he has a small dick.
"oh yeah i forgot he is alone-iab"- hanna
"what a nigga" - asain man
"oh yeah i forgot he is alone-iab"- hanna
"what a nigga" - asain man
"hey is that aloniab" - hanna
"yeah it is" - brandon
"was it really that small" - hanna
"most definitely" - brandon
"yeah it is" - brandon
"was it really that small" - hanna
"most definitely" - brandon
by Choco_Dw April 3, 2023
Get the Aloniab mug.a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!
by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009
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