Aljosa

A retarded guy that has 0 hoes

Yo what's that guys name
His names Aljosa
Oh well shit

by Gejomir April 11, 2022

aljosa

a man with all of the females. Usually has an iq of 200. Has an inescapable fetish for traps

woah man ,aljosa just had an orgy with 15+ women.

by fatass tbh November 21, 2021

Aljoscha

A boy who's a hypebeast and likes ultra boosts.
He is also a good friend to anyone.

Aljoscha is such a hypebeast!

by punschisbae January 4, 2017

aljoholic

al.jo.ho.lic
noun
1. an excessively loud and hilarious person who constantly consumes alcohol until the supply has ran out, or their money has ran out, or they black out.

. containing or relating to alcoholic liquor.
. caused by the excessive consumption of alcohol.
. suffering from alcoholism.

"my friend drinks so much that she's becoming an aljoholic"

by katarang May 17, 2018

aljona

Aljona (Ukrainian: Альóна or Ольóна; Russian: Алёна; also transcribed as Aliona or Alyona) is a variant of the first name Helena. Aljona is Russian and means "beauty".

Look at the new girl her name is Aljona.

by user737374672 November 20, 2021

Aljohani

A short social reject, who had a public breakup with a 6th grader.

ALJOHANI YOU SHORT BASTARD!!!111

by Hamodi Unis 23 October 8, 2021

Aljosja

This is a person usually from Russia. Aljosja is a very interesting person that likes to look at other guys. He is the one that pretends that he isn't gay but actually is. Sometimes Aljosja even goes as far as to get a girlfriend just to try and prove that he's not gay.
Everyone around him knows that he likes other boys but it's fine because they are too.

Person 1: That guy doesn't seem gay.
Person 2: He is, he just doesn't show it.
Person 1: Oh so he's an Aljosja

by A real Aljosja October 18, 2021