Alcoholic

someone who knows there is no way to actually break someone other than convincing them to take a punishment for themselves such as picking cotton and the longer they do it, the more sketchy they look

Person 1: Imma do it in front of god, watch me not break afterwards lol.

Person 2: Lol you alcoholic.

Person 1: Lol r they against marijuana too?

by Bitchwhipped the cartel December 9, 2021

alcohol

A substance that can make a white person dance!

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it's likely tequilya.

by bruhh I dunno April 6, 2015

Alcohol

A class of chemical compounds having the formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, the drinking alcohol, which people use to party. Also can refer to 2-methyl-2-butanol, another type of alcohol you can drink but without the hangover ethanol gives you. Isopropyl alcohol(isopropanol) can be used as a disinfectant. Methanol is toxic but is useful as windshield washer fluid.

I drank drinking alcohol (ethanol). Woo hoo!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021

alcoholism

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome is the "scientificated" term for a phenominon usually referred to as the "beer shit."

A Beer Shit is the unique bowel movement one experiences after a night of heavy drinking.

This term is cheeky because it sounds sort of like "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome" which is a tragic condition indicative of a pregnant mother's consumption of alcohol during pregnancy.

Hey Jen, Ann...I'd stay out of the bathroom last night. We drank a case of High Life Light and I have the world's worst case of Fecal Alcohol Syndrome.

by Hanalee March 8, 2006

alcohol shit

When after a night of heavy drinking your shit is like 50% pure vodka

After the last night i had the worst alcohol shit ever, the whole bathroom smelled like vodka.

by krbji July 6, 2016

alcohol whisperer

A person, sometimes a trained therapist or addiction counselor, who can cut through an alcoholic’s denial and plant a seed of independence from drinking.

I recall nothing whatsoever that this alcohol whisperer said, but the way that she said it will always hang with me.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2019