Ever since Laura started watching Bollywood movies, she has developed a pretty severe Aladdin Complex.
by CHALLLAH!!!!!!! September 30, 2009
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by billho July 15, 2011
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“I offered to take her for a flight”
“So you Aladdined her?”
“Yeah, my plane did all the Aladdining for me”
“I offered to take her for a flight”
“So you Aladdined her?”
“Yeah, my plane did all the Aladdining for me”
by Montreal-Guy January 22, 2021
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by Sexy Street Mouse November 9, 2012
Get the Aladdin mug.To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
by aladdinscaver May 7, 2017
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Aladdin works for George Bush.
by phantom5 February 13, 2005
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The girl would pray every night for a genie in a bottle that would pay for her sex change and turn her into Aladdin.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021
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