airline beverage 

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

airline beverage by Anon2 August 20, 2006

airline food 

What's the deal with airline food?

Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?

airline food by milkynipples November 27, 2019

airline seat emoji 

The most pointless emoji ever created. What wanker uses an emoji of an airline seat?

Jonny: 💺
Jeanie: What's that?
Jonny: an airline seat emoji
Jeanie: you are a wanker, Jonny

airline seat emoji by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016

Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.

Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.

Guilt Airlines by droogie toogie August 28, 2012

United Airlines 

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.

United Airlines by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017

United Airlines 

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

United Airlines by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017

Airielle 

One of the greatest girls on the Earth. Very beautiful and smart, fun to be around, nice, cute, and an angel.

"That girl is like airielle."

Airielle by Esteban julio Ricardo October 7, 2012