The Coochie Affect

The Idea Of Sucking The Soul Out Of A Female Via Her Coochie.

Last Night I Totally Gave Me Girlfriend The Coochie Affect

by Yung Carrot May 11, 2019

Hot Girl Affect

When you are in a relaxed, comfortable state of mind, watching television and a commercial airs with an extremely attractive women actress. Suddenly your hormones become hyper-active and the desire to engage in sexual intercourse becomes intense. The transition from mellow to aroused after observing a hot girl is know as the Hot Girl Affect.

-Hey my bad man I think I clogged your toilet, wheres the plunger? Hellooo you here me? Eww why do you have a boner?

-Oops sorry, Carmen Electra was just on a Lectric Shave commercial and I started to day-dream.

-Its cool dude, the Hot Girl Affect gets to even the best of us, no worries, but your toilets still clogged...

by Chippinit April 14, 2011

The Ed Sheeran Affect

The idea that an artist or performer (who wouldn't be attractive in the usual sense) is deemed attractive based on their amazing performance skills.

Most people do not know they are experiencing the Ed Sheeran Affect.

Girl 1 - "Oh my gosh he's so hot and he sings so well!"
Girl 2 - "No he's not. The Ed Sheeran Affect is in full swing right now."

by mijansen January 14, 2015

Disingenuous social affect

Manipulative person who affects false sincerity in order to gain socially.

Jake pretends he is everyone's friend but he is a back stabber and a disingenuous social affect.

by Stephdog April 30, 2011

Beam affect

A replacement of the phrase on God, it is only for real ass niggas who thug in Brentwood.

That nigga talk so much trash, he about to catch these hands, on beam affect.

by Mohammad&Aiden September 24, 2019

Sunglasses Affect

The sunglasses affect is a condition involving people who wear sunglasses, and the consequences of such can apply to both sexes. There is a general rule that people who wear sunglasses look more attractive. This applies especially to females. Males viewing a female or vice versa may think that the person wearing sunglasses is attractive, when in reality they may not be. This can be particularly devastating and emotionally crippling when the person you are staring at turns out to be not attractive. However, if the person is actually as attractive as the sunglasses hint at, the results are most satisfying. Hence, the sunglasses affect can be both positive and negative, but it is generally linked to the negative side.

sunglasses affect

by gbullets June 20, 2010

Detroit Affect

The concept that an hourly worker will move at only one pace regardless of circumstance as they will receive the same amount of pay regardless of effort. Commonly found in retail stores or fast food restaurants. Highly visible in cashiers, but not limited to.

The line to check out at the grocery store was 10 people deep since the cashier was moving at a snail's pace. Damn Detroit Affect.

by Jeffrey A September 21, 2007