Five across the eye

all five finger being slapped across some ones eye. no matter if it is left or right.

"If you keep talking back i'll give you five across the eye!"

by Revan Ecks August 11, 2006

Hair Across Your Ass

This expression is akin to "Woke up on the wrong side of the bed" or "Who pissed in your Cheerios?" To have a "hair" across ones ass means to be overly sensitive to irritation. Usually one who over-reacts to a situtation because there is already an issue afflicting them.

What do you have a hair across your ass about?" "Bob is usually an easy going fella but today it would seem he has a hair across his ass

by Grammar Ninja August 23, 2010

accostitute

verb: To be verbally or physically attacked/abused by a prostitute.

Other forms: accostituting, accostituted

Holy shit, my five-year-old just got accostituted at Walgreens when he was buying some sour gummy worms!
or:
I'll talk to you in a bit, I'm accostituting some bitch who won't gimme a damn toothpick.

by kjpriest April 5, 2010

Acosta

The last name of the most amazing awkward awesome people ever. Usually a depressed person but it does matter. :)

Look at the Acosta family! They are epic!

by Zz.bite.me.zZ March 7, 2015

acostcoed

The condition of being accosted while shopping at Costco.

Alvira was just trying to pick up some cat litter, when she was acostcoed by a crazy woman trying to get to the free Wonder Bread samples.

by Stan-bell March 30, 2015

Come across

When you come across (something) you run into something, most often good things and without planning to do so. One can come across e.g. stuff (books, speakers, you name it), a person, information, and much more.
Very often used in past tense, because you are telling what you came across.

- I came across a Beatles LP a while ago - the joy!

- Yesterday I came across Dave. Man, he has really aged.

- Have you come across our new boss yet?

by Oli_SE April 24, 2013

Across the Universe

One of the best films since Edward Scissorhands. It contains Beatles songs, talented actors/actresses, romance, sadness, happiness, art, and it is set in a decade where there were things to live for.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.

Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't serve in the United States Army?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung.
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet...

Me: I love Across the Universe!
Friend: Jim Sturgess is hot.
Me: Oh, yes, he is.

by BeatlesBlink-182MyChemicalRomanceFallOutBoy October 28, 2007