Acorned

The process of publicizing some (but not all) incriminating evidence, then letting the person/organization (the ACORN-ee) involved make statements to the contrary. The ACORN-er then responds with more evidence that proves the statements just made were not only false, but also shows further incriminating evidence.
Mary: Did you hear about Mr. Smith, the high school athletic director? He was breaking regulations by falsifying documents and recruiting four athletes from outside the district for football.

John: Yeah, but he said he would never break regulation and that anybody wanting to join the team outside the boundaries would be "shown the door."

Mary: Well, today they showed a video of him going to the house that the athletes were staying in so they could lie to the school district. The video also shows there's a new pimped-out Escalade for each athlete. Not only that, he was carrying two cases of beer into the house. So he's also contributing to the delinquency of minors.

John: Man, he really got ACORNED!!!

(Mr. Smith proceeds to sue the school district for terminating his employment and the people who caught him giving alcohol to minors, illegal recruitment, giving gifts to student athletes, and falsifying information.)
by 6079SmithW November 23, 2009
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acorns

Female breasts. Dark rings around nipples resemble that of the rings of uncapped acorns.
"Dude, you see the acorns on that chick??"
by Tha CDP March 15, 2009
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ACORNED

When you lose a promotion or an election because someone has stacked the deck against you.
Too bad Chip didn't get that promotion!

Yeah, he really got ACORNED.
by Dr. Scott October 11, 2008
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acorn

1. As in 'Acorn Academy' - the name of my school.

2. The name of my school which I wish to change. (I'm homeschooled, so I can sorta do that..)
Acorn Academy is a weird name for a school. I want to change it.
by invisible February 12, 2004
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Sally Acorn

A Character True Sonic fans love no matter all the sad sonamy fans hateful messages and comments
"Oh yeah Sally Acorn was a great leader and fighter to her people".
by iamatruedemon January 09, 2021
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enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
by king squirrel January 19, 2010
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Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.
by sarasplayroom.com February 23, 2009
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