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Phantom Accessory Syndrome

A feeling of an accessory (e.g. a ring) still being worn on you even though it isn't really there. It's caused by wearing an accessory for a long amount of time, then taking it off.
Guy 1. I was listening to ASMR all night with my Airpods. I took them out, but I can still feel them in my ears.
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome
by TylerGaming101_YT March 23, 2022
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An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.
Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!
by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019
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Texas Propane and Propane Accessories

The act of reaching for a canister of propane ( or propane accessories ) and selling it. You cannot and shall not forget to tell the customer that you are a propane (and propane accessories) salesman as it gets you harder than Portland cement.
Customer 1: Yo I think i just got Texas Propane and Propane Accessories'd
Customer 2: How do you know?
Customer 1: When the clerk told me what he does he made this weird "bwaAaaAaAa" sound.
by Mother fuckin Hank Hill November 17, 2020
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Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy
by CPT Ron April 30, 2013
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Desk Accessory

Desk Accessory is an Extra Needy person who fits great on your desk, make sure they're dirty though
A had a desk accessory on my desk and it was all dirty and Extra Needy
by Prince Of chaos September 4, 2025
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Accessory Dick

The sidelining of a female sexual encounter by a man or multiple men. The men are available in penis and in spirit as accessories to the extent that the female participants desire.
If you girls want to do a three way tonight, we will be the accessory dick.
by The Deal Makers May 28, 2019
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Spirit Motorcycle Accessories

A South African designed & developed motorcycle gear brand. They create a range of motorcycle helmets, jackets, gloves and more.
Friend 1: "I need a new helmet..."
Friend 2: "I know just the place for you to go, Spirit Motorcycle Accessories, they have all you need!"
by Spirit MC February 19, 2019
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