Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.

I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.

by luvtopull July 22, 2009

self assisted euthanasia

1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.


Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...

1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia

by akimbomidget December 13, 2004

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

assination

The art of mass-mooning a major political figure to make a point; a form of protest.

Lee Harvey Oswald: Let's go use assination on Kennedy!
John: Yeah! That'll show him!
Jack: I concur! Showing him our asses will certainly get him to change his policy!

John: Alright! Let's go find more people to moon him!
Oswald: That's not what I meant...

by The Sciamancer December 28, 2009

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011

Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008