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asswipe

another word for dickhead,asshole or other slang words
guy 1 "dude that guy is such and asswipe"
guy 2 "total douchbag"
by scottyboyy64 March 11, 2016
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Asswipe

Literal:

Product for personal hygiene. It's a slightly moist seriously not too wet, indeed conveniently disposable sheet, though, really not quite big enough, to wipe clean ones ass.

Several overlapped may need to be used with diligent care, to avoid the excess hygiene neurosis that could develop.
But really, to avoid viral infestation of the anus, t's deemed best not to share the packet; even though it was apparently stacked and packed by someone that forget to wash their hands, during their cold sore outbreak.

Apparently a great product.

Figurative:

1) The trait found in the entrepreneur asshole that mustered up the idea to package, market and sell, not quite big enough wipes for an ass.

2) The value placed on someone despised immensely; like when a slightly small personal hygiene product is used to tend to ones ass, and you can't help but think, number 1), has less value than a number 2, if only they were at hand, they could prove to be useful.
Who in Christ's and Holy fkn Mary's name made these, where is he, the fkn asswipe !!!

Mitso Hey Katerina!?

Katerina. What now Mitso?

Mitso: Need an asswipe. Throw me that pack of deluxe asswipes.

Katerina: Should I wash my hands? My cold sore is dry.

Mitso: Whatever Katerina !!
by man.in.greek April 6, 2019
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This is what you call someone who's realy pissin' you off
It's usually added onto "shut the fuck up you...." and you have to say it as if you are out of breath else it looses it's meaning
by not shown May 5, 2003
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JERK !!

When this word was coined in 1984 this is what it meant. It never meant anything about someone's ass or some piece of tool to clean it with.
Get out of here asswipe !
by clickhere July 19, 2006
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Bill Clinton is Hillary's asswipe!
by Ima Feinlen February 7, 2004
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One who is the same as a cloth that wipes the crap from my ass.
My husband is an asswipe.
by lgeorge May 10, 2006
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I would love to use George W Bush as an asswipe.
by Judy Sweetland December 16, 2007
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