Cancer alert

A cancerous news channel on YouTube hosted my a mid 30's man child who seems to be in a mid-life crisis who resolves to bulling teenagers on the internet.

Make YouTube great again by getting rid of cancer alert

by Make YouTube great again July 5, 2016

allergies

the worst disease known to man. cannot be cured, only treated with drugs such as the sleep-inducing Benadryl (Diphenhydramine), the delaying Singulair (Montelukast), or the ineffective Claritin (Loratadine). typical symptoms include sneezing; runny, itchy, or stuffy nose; watery eyes; and general grumpiness and irritability.

Do you want to go shopping?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go watch a movie?

Can't. *sniff* Hab allergies.

Do you want to go anywhere?

ALLERGIES!!!

by ZeldaMcFly September 1, 2010

Red Alert 2

The shortened version of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2. This is the second game in the Red Alert universe, taking place years after the first conflict with the Axis and Allies. New technology has since been invented, thus making both sides far more formitable than before.

Abbreviation: RA2

Man, those Chrono Miner trucks are the coolest unit in Red Alert 2!

by Joseph D. Collins May 1, 2005

He's got allergies

A comedic phrase used by students referring to a fake reason a person skipped school.

Teacher: Is Will here today?
Student: No, he's got allergies again.

by HamesJ January 7, 2017

Egg Alert

When she is ovulating

Not tonight, egg alert. OR Egg alert, come home now!

by DFWCLS December 25, 2010

life alert

something every senior citizen should have

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!

by osnap kevin January 29, 2009

red alert

A Command and Conquer series game made by Westwood Studios.

The plot: Albert Einstein tries to stop by WWII by going back in time and killing Hitler. He accomplishes his mission, but little does he know that Josef Stalin decides to build a massive army and proceeds to take over Europe. Thus, The Great World War Two starts.

Considered one of the greatest RTS (real time strategy) games.

n00b: d00d i wuz playen red alert adn i totly pwned hiz bais wit a lazer d00d rush!!11111oneone

Red Alert player: Do you even know what Red Alert is?

by skater910 August 22, 2004