Asco

A mix of Tesco and Asda combined, implying the person is infact poor since they only shop at two of the cheapest supermarkets.

"Lolol, you go to asco, poor nub ^_^"

by MartinJP April 28, 2006

Alcatraz ascot

Hangman's noose. to hang someone. Choke someone out. Choke.

Saddam Hussein wore an Alcatraz ascot on his way outta here. "...If they catch that fool, somebody's gonna check that neck with a Alcatraz ascot." "...look, on the sidelines appears Bears QB Rex Grossman is fitting himself with his 4th qtr Alcatraz ascot as he prepares to enter the game..."

by hanxta December 30, 2007

ascot hole

Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.

Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.

by CMIF LM March 8, 2012

alcobiography

spefically refering to a process to help with sobriety and wellness, the process of looking for insights about one's life by writing a personal biography including all the triggers, evens, unhealthy choices, situations, damage substance has caused in one's life with the purpose to learn, move on and change. By knowing triggers one can chose not to react to them, by knowing mistakes made in the past one can chose to do things differntly next time.

alcobiography exerpt...
my first memories are of hiding in my crib, trying to be quiet when my father came home drunk and angry... I moved alot and was shy, the only time I felt I could get to know people was when I had a few beers... I lost the things most important to be, did what I swore I wouldn't, came home drunk like my father, now I've lost my kids and partner, job, money... now I need to find something different, make changes or nothing will change for me....

by Health and wellness February 28, 2011

alcobolic

An alcoholic who who licks balls.

Better watch your junk there's an alcobolic in the room.

by rbmmblnd March 21, 2017

D'Ascoli

Someone who is from the small town of Ascoli, Italy.
Original word is DiAscoli. 'Di' in Italian translates to 'of' and Ascoli being the town. Thus DiAscoli meaning 'Of Ascoli'.
When the family of DiAscoli's migrated to the United States they were forced to Americanize their name. They dropped the 'i' and added an apostrophe (which was common)

DiAscoli = D Ascoli = D'Ascoli

by Staygemastir1 February 28, 2009

asob stick

Short for Anti-Son Of A Bitch Stick. also known as the light saber in halo 2. sometimes known as the Anti-kyle weapon.

This thing is the best ASOB Stick. YAAAAA HALO 2

by Lemmings October 25, 2004