Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010

go ascotting

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'

"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.

' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'

by sessiontime May 7, 2008

ascorbutic

an agent or drug against scurvy; acting against scurvy.

The baby is being given ascorbutic tabs in a regular fashion.

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012

Ascot

A student that shat there pants during a lesson

ewwwwwwww....
That ascot!
She shat herself !

by its the real deal September 21, 2018

pineapple slap your ascot

it means slap your ass.

why u hitting me? what the h*** are u doing that for? Do you want me to pineapple slap your ascot?? Huh, Scott?

by Adaise May 21, 2008

ascouser

wheel thief, someone who will steal anything from anyone at anytime.

keep your hands in your pockets he is ascouser

by mark dingwall May 13, 2005