yard apes

A slang term used for unruly children.

Omagawd! Here comes the neighbor's yard apes!!

by BruinKiller3469 March 29, 2009

straight from the apes ass

Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)

Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!

by Bradley Gomm March 1, 2018

Guano Apes

cool band that i recently heard a track of from a crusty demons vid

guano apes - open your eyes

by benzzz November 8, 2003

bathin apes

Shoes that cause haterz to get mad at soulja boy

Soulja Boy: Whats hannenin?!

Hater: you bastard, you have bathin apes

Soulja Boy: Haterz gettin mad cuz, i got me some bathin apes

by whozey January 9, 2008

Planet of the Apes

The term "Planet of the Apes" generally refers to any gathering of five or more people of the African American community.
This could be anywhere from schools, jobs, KFC, ect.
The term is mainly used by those who are racist or prejudice towards the African American community.

Can also be used in reference to Africa.

Damn, my school turned into planet of the apes this year with all the football recruiting they did.

Guy1: Why have you been so short on cash lately?

Guy2: I had to quit my job. The place was really turning into a planet of the apes with all the finnah s they were hiring.

by JMaruante July 28, 2009

this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Planet of the apes

A movie portraying what would happen if the whole world was like Ferguson

Saw the new planet of the apes, it turned out just to be recycled footage from Ferguson

by snakeskin wallet April 6, 2015