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Amwey

Haitian expression to the most extreme reaction to anything out of the ordinary or abnormality which can’t get get any worst, but unfortunately and surely it did.
She sneezed on my faces, I said “don’t worry it’s ok,” then she said I “I got Corona virus

Listener-(hands on the face) “Amwey!!”
by Haitian word April 8, 2020
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Amway Yuppie

A person whose suburban "success" lifestyle is built on multi-level scams of various types. These people are typically churchgoing, drive SUVs, vote for "family values" candidates, and seem to be clueless of the fact that they produce nothing of value to society - existing primarily as large suburban human parasites.
BEWARE of being invited to a "party" (not to be confuzed with a "partay") by the Amway Yuppie. It's not a real party. Instead, you will spend the evening warding off sales pitches.
"Who was that at the door, was it the Jehovahs Witnesses?"
"Naw, it was just some Amway Yuppie inviting us to a scamfest."
by Gator Press December 12, 2007
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Amway

A cult that promotes its expensive products in order to convert potential followers.
I think i will work for Amway now that my house is chock full of useless Amway products that cost ten times as much as products I can buy at a local store.
by AYB April 6, 2003
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Amway

a bunch of misfit wankers suckering those people who are really vunerable and really need to spend their money elsewhere,
I was so fucking hardup not having a job or income, I was still forced to drive 120 miles each way with no fucking insurance no MOT on my car and an out of date tax disc to a dream weekend and when I got there had to sleep in the boot of my car not one tosser even offered me a spare bed in their hotel room, I have fucked up so many relationships and frienships over this bollocks, when I left I felt like I had recovered from cancer! I cannot apologise enough to the people I was unlucky enough to sponser into the group and who they sponsored.
by Irsh July 28, 2004
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amwaybush

A sudden and unsuspected proposition to either purchase direct-sale products or become a multi-level network marketing salesperson. It is usually perpetrated by a casual acquaintance under the pretense of an innocent social engagement, such as a coffee or a "party".
Joe: "Hey, weren't you meeting Chet for coffee today? How did that go?"

Frank: "It was an amwaybush. Classic execution. I didn't spot it until after I ordered. I should have suspected when he didn't seem to want anything when he called."

Joe: "Better you than me. Did you fold??"

Frank: "No, but, uh, better not answer any unknown numbers over the next couple of days."

Joe: "Bugger."
by Power Droid January 26, 2011
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Amway

by pity April 6, 2003
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AMWL

stands for Awkward Muffled Work Laugh
When I read the instant message you sent me at work, I totally AMWL'd.
by fugmo February 5, 2009
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