amazon rank

Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com’s website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include “Bastard Out of Carolina,” “Lady Chatterly’s Lover,” several romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”

Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”

by *bok April 12, 2009

AmazingPhil

A funny, adorable British youtube vlogger known for his videos on embarrassing encounters, childhood tales and colabs with fellow youtuber, best friend (or maybe more ;3) and flatmate, Danisnotonfire.

He has stunning blue eyes, fabulous hair and the most beautiful personality imaginable. He never falters to cheer up his subscribers, also known as "Phans" (Dan+Phil= Phan ) because most of their audience is shared). He also hosts a Radio 1 show with Dan every month on the first monday, and a liveshow on YouNow every sunday at 7:00pm, gmt.

P.S. this definition doesn't give Phil's beauty justice...he's truly amazing.

I think I'm in love with AmazingPhil...

by dilnipples August 4, 2015

The Most Amazing Guy You Will Ever Meet

The basic sentence people used to begin writing definitions about themselves on urban dictionary, normally followed by words of "godlike looks, great lover, best boyfriend or the kindest nicest person you will ever meet"

James is the most amazing guy you will ever meet.

by Avoci August 12, 2019

Amazing Horse

A horse that tastes like raisins.
Also has a purple winkie.

I just got some sweet lemonade from that amazing horse.

by Weebl's Stuff June 28, 2010

Amaliner

noun; A nymphomo

an individual who is both a nymphomaniac and a homosexual.

Daym, what an Amaliner...too bad she has no game

by bloopidy July 10, 2010

amading

A word made up by Caleb LeBlanc meaning amazing. He said amading on accident in a vlog.

Person: did you see my test score?!
Me: yes it was amading!
Person: wtf

by @bratayleysrelate on insta lol June 6, 2017

AmazingPhil

Amazingphil is a British YouTuber who makes video on YouTube, a fast talking mate with a British accent. He is known for his funny videos and his dual videos with Danisnotonfire. Phil Lester AKA AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire or Danisnotinteresting AKA Dan Howell and friends who met over the Internet and who make dual videos in Phil's flat.

Dan- "HAVE MY BABIES!"
Phil- "What? You want to.. give them to me?"
Dan- *winks*

Dan- "I DON'T. I DON'T NEED AN ABORTION."

Phil- "You do."

*****Actual quotes for Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil*****

by jinglehellium April 28, 2011