United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017

United Airlines

A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.

"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"

by ZKOS April 12, 2017

airline food

(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references

Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

United Airlined

When you get your ass beat and thrown off the plane for paying for an overpriced shitty airplane ticket and purposely overbooks your flight to beat your ass. See United Airlines

Flight Attendant: Ladies and Gentlemen, we're overbooked we would like to have someone leave the plane.
(Nobody Leaves and Police are Called) (Police picks an Asian Dude)
Asian: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fellow Passenger: OMG look at what you did to him!
Dude: Damn bro that poor Asian dude just got United Airlined!

by kjballer95 May 30, 2018

Spirit Airlines

The Deifinition of Ryanair of America... with 3 day delays, legroom breaks your knee... hard landings break your neck... and of course, dragging people off the plane...

Dude... i just flew on Spirit Airlines and it sucked!

by ofrfr May 30, 2019

LeMonde Airlines

LeMonde Airlines is an airline owned by EuroMalik. He has been one of the first famous people of the roblox aviation since 2014 to 2019. He has been currently working on LeMonde more than what you can call it, RAU. The service is good but the staff is kind of fucked up (no offense), but we still love LeMonde. <3

~ Billy

LeMonde Airlines is good but they can be better by firing some nubs!

by AviaBilly October 10, 2019

United Airlines

The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.

United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.

by Rebellereign April 16, 2017