Sittin' on a ham sandwich

To be sitting on a big idea. Akin to low hanging fruit.

Bob realized he was sittin' on a ham sandwich when he struck oil in his back yard.

by Chris Brulator July 10, 2009

smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

Running a Ham Train

a combination of running train and going ham

an upgrade from a bologna car

Basically an all out rampage

EXAMPLE 1: Call of Duty

Bob: "How are you doing in this match?"

Bill: "45 kills, 3 deaths. Let's just say I'm running a ham train."

EXAMPLE 2: Football

After a 45 - 0 victory

Player from the losing team: "What just happened?"

Player from the winning team" "We just ran a ham train on yall punk muthafuckahs!!!!!!"

by Blake=Stud January 20, 2011

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

Tossing a ham

That thing where you masturbate, take a shit, and throw up at the same time. AKA the trifecta

If I party too hard, I’ll end up tossing a ham

by Fionna Schwab October 29, 2023

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018