"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.
(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.
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Bill - Yo Chris, you know how we've always thought about... you know...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...
Chris - Yeah... what about it? We said we wouldnt bring it up...
Bill - I know I know but I figured we should just settle it once and for all. So this weekend I thought we could go splittin a rick.
Chris - I don't think we have a taco bell by us though...
Bill - Damn, nevermind...
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Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!
Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.
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