bishop

bishop is usually known as an asshole. he doesnt know how to treat girls right. he will make a girl feel like they are on top of the world & in a flash he will make a girl feel like shit. he only wants to get in someone pants. hes rude & gets jealous very easily. he is usually very annoying. & very very very perverted.

bishop: "hey, has anyone ever told you, you're beautiful?"

girl: "awe thanks!"

bishop: "im just kidding, you're fucking annoying & ugly."

by ilikepink337 January 08, 2012

Bishop

A sexual predator who uses religious authority to dominate the young faithful of the church.

The Catholic church has many a Bishop yet to be brought to justice.

Bishop Eddie Long is learning that his chickens do come home to roost.

by SGL Café September 26, 2010

Bishop

The android character in the movie Aliens played by Lance Henriksen and definitely the coolest character in the movie apart from Ripley. Bishop is initially mistrusted by Ripley because he is an android and in Alien Ripley was betrayed by another android (Ash). But Bishop turns out to be good and Ripley relents. One of the best bits is when Bishop puts his hand on top of another character's and stabs the gaps between his fingers with a knife at superhuman speeds. Also Bishop appears to have an alien burst out of his chest like Kane in the first film but it is actually the Alien Queen stabbing him with her tail. Awesome film. Awesome character.

Bishop: Bishop is puzzled by Ripley's reaction towards him Is there a problem?
Burke: I'm sorry... I don't know why I even... Ripley's last trip out, the syn... the artificial person malfunctioned...
Ripley: Malfuctioned?
Burke: ...there were problems and a few deaths were involved.
Bishop: I'm shocked. Was it an older model?
Burke: The Hyperdine System's 120-A2.
Bishop: That explains it then. The A2s were always a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.

by AfroButler December 09, 2008

bishops

Another name for erected nipples, due to the pointy top of a bishop chess piece.

Man I'd like to play with her bishops.

by Ddraig Goch January 04, 2009

bishop

how a mexican (or spanish) person would say bitch up.

Shaniqwa fell down last night and i had to pick the bishop off the floor.

by Thirtyfivestudio June 27, 2008

Bishop

Commonly, "to take over the world," but modern uses have broadened to include "to do anything awesome or worth worship."

"Hey, that kid totally went and Bishoped."

by ffffffffdsfssss July 15, 2008

Bishop

The phrase "to bishop" means to surrepticiously grasp another person's bottom, on the pretext of "just brushing past". It derives from 16th century drinking dens in the City of London, where clergy would seek illicit sexual thrills with an immediate and plausible claim of innocence if caught.

In modern language, is frequently truncated to "bish"

That guy so just Bishoped me when he squeezed past.

by ecobebop December 07, 2011