Pop a rod

Get an erection.

I saw this hot chick walking by and popped a rod instantly. Maaan I love to pop a rod in public.

by Anuskasvo January 31, 2010

blew a rod

To become so infused with anger that she looses all self control. The background to this saying refers to an engine's pistons that push down on the push RODS.

The wife was so extremely angry at the husband for not boinking her, she blew a rod.

by libertybell1424 April 16, 2012

Curse of the A-Rod

The hypothetical curse that befell the Yankees as soon as they signed Alex Rodriguez, sending their payroll to over $200 mil. Their All-Star 1st baseman suffered from steroid withdrawal and maybe a pituitary tumor. Roger Clemens had a dominant year in Houston. Bernie became the worst defensive CF in the league. And then, the 2004 ALCS, the biggest choke job in sports history, in which Mariano became mortal and A-Rod showed his cheating whiny bitch glove-slapping soul to the world.

"Fate had to intervene for the Sox to win. It was the Curse of the A-Rod."

by Joe Shizzle January 23, 2005

Stinky A-Rod

A Stinky A-Rod is when you pull your mule out of a womens anus, and smash your grody member across her temple.

Last night was the best night of my life. However, my girlfriend woke up with a headache, probably because I gave her one to many Stinky A-Rod's.

by mizzlep November 10, 2008

don't be such an a-rod

don't be such an asshole.

a-rod = alex rodriguez... known for being an asssssholeee.

can you pass me the remote? - jim
NO, I WAS HERE FIRST. IT'S MINE. - douche
don't be such an a-rod - jim

by maddayyy October 23, 2009

slung a rod

When all or part of a connecting rod smashes through the side of your block and destroys your engine. Usually caused by piston failure or the conrod itself breaking. In extreme cases, this will saw the block completely in half. Was much more common in the past when metallurgy, engineering and manufacturing techniques were more primitive. Now usually only seen on racing engines that run large boost pressures or nitrous oxide.

I was trying to run a 9 second pass in the Camaro but I slung a rod and hosed oil all over the track which pissed everyone off.

by Danny2010 May 13, 2017

throw a rod

masturbation. made in an auto tech shop by horny people.

if I see any hot naked chicks im gonna throw my rod

by BUBBA December 31, 2004