9 definitions by Joe Shizzle

Drink of choice of Bay Area rap icon E-40. Here go the recipe, in his own words: "151 Bacardi Dark, Bacardi Light, Triple Sec, Grenadine, pineapple juice, and an empty container of Arrowhead water. Put it all in one and you got some good shit." I assume a Poland Spring bottle will also suffice for those of us on the East Coast.
"If you ain't got your Hurricane Ethel, you best go fetch it ASAP."
by Joe Shizzle September 16, 2004
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A lunchtime game made famous by the show Scrubs. The first person to finish his steak is the winner of steak. Dr. Christopher Turk, surgical resident, is the reigning champion.
J.D. (after losing at steak and stuffing an Otis Spunkmeyer in his mouth): "I win at cookie."
by Joe Shizzle January 17, 2005
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The phenomenon in which extreme environmental factors (especially speed greater than the speed of light) change our perceptions of the same objective amount of time.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for two seconds and it seems like two hours. Sit with a beautiful girl for two hours and it seems like two minutes. That's relativity." - Albert Einstein

"When a girl says she needs two minutes to get ready, that's the same thing as when a guy says there's two minutes left in the football game. That's relativity." - Johnny Damon
by Joe Shizzle April 12, 2005
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Pronunciation of "man" in Bay Area (California) slang, made popular by rappers like E-40 and Too $hort.
"It's the Bay, mane,
No other way, mane."
by Joe Shizzle April 14, 2005
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Extremely beautiful. Used almost exclusively in written form.
Dude, Jessica Alba is teh hawt.
by Joe Shizzle November 8, 2005
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a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself
"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"
by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003
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Victims of one of Zapp Brannigan's most brilliant tactical maneuvers. Killbots have a preset kill limit, so Zapp sent wave after wave of his own men at them until they shut down. A grim day for robotkind.
"But hey, we can always build more Killbots!"
by Joe Shizzle May 4, 2004
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