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this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.
That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.
by grataballi October 23, 2005
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a bit of a one

A chancer. Someone who pushes the limit of what is acceptable and treads that fine line.
Did you see Tony at the market last weekend? He was flogging hooky DVDs and Blu-Rays.
Yep, he's a bit of a one, that Tony.
by Maxx-B March 28, 2020
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Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.
1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.
by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009
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throw me a one

"Throw me a one" means someone wants to fist fight you 1 on 1.
"Oh, you wanna talk behind my back? Okay, bet, throw me a one."
by itzbrizzy May 1, 2018
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Having a one-night stand with a loser

Doing it like they do it on discovery channel with a loser you just met in the night-life.
Jenny enden up having a one-night stand with a loser

Jessica was so drunk she ended up having sex with a geek that night.

Sarah did it with a loser she just met.
by Greenlander May 20, 2012
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rolling a one

Slang term for not coming into work by rolling dice and getting a 1.
"Hey where is wacho?"
"He rolled a one."
by tehlolz March 24, 2005
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a bit of a one

When someone is considered to be a slag. The higher the intensity of the slag-ish-ness the larger the number at the end of the phrase.
Girl 1: "Ohmygod have you seen that Chelsea, she's a bit of a one?"

Girl 2: "Naa mate, she's at least a 3"
by SexyMumma6227487 February 19, 2009
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