Person A: Dick cheese is not an actual cheese. It's not edible. So don't eat it.
Person B: 1984 *starts violently eating dickcheese off Person A's penis tip*
Person A: This is Literally 1984!
Person B: You were caught pissing in a public fountain whilst shouting slurs at people passing by.
Person A: ...B.B!
Person B: Oh my...