Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025
Person 1: Because of you, I have Schrodinger's Disappointment.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: I am disappointed and not disappointed with you at the same time.
Person 2: Because I reported you to the police for opening fire in a retirement home?
Person 1: ...They had it coming
by Moronoki.com March 14, 2025
Person A: I say Aussies are Redneck Brits, just like how the Taiwanese are-
Person B: Don't even think about it
Person B: Don't even think about it
by Moronoki.com August 10, 2025
A haircut that resembles Larry Fine (born Louis Feinberg) of Three Stooges fame: a large top bald spot with thick, bushy, curly auburn hair around the sides and back.
Person A: No one walks into a beauty parlour and says "Give me the Larry Fine".
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
Person B: But you did just that last week
Person A: ...Do as I say, not as I do.
by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025
What your cinephile uncle either sings in the shower or shouts down a bridge to hear the ball busting echo.
Your Uncle: KOYAANISQATSI.... KOYAANISQATSI
by Moronoki.com July 26, 2025
by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025