slappa

In which a person is called a slappa, because they have slept with multiple people. A slappa is pretty much the same as a slut, but more insulting.

Nina: I had sex with 2 guys last night.
Steve: Thats cause your a SLAPPA!

by Hoppers April 19, 2008

slackajacking

Adverb:
Lazy or procrastinating behavior

Jon got the number from that chick two weeks ago and he still hasn't called. He's slackajacking.

by Lerebreezy March 18, 2009

slappanovah

a gargantuan fiesta late at night in which all attendees are completely and utterly slap happy.

"dude that slappanovah last night was ridiculous man!"

"yeah it was awesommmmeeee!"

by bamfffff May 3, 2009

Slapwank

Light to vigerous tapping of ones genitals until orgasm is reached.

“I’m going to eat this Sunday roast and then slapwank myself silly!”

by Methencheesethenmethencheese May 9, 2018

Kappa Slappa

Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.

Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy

Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!

by Andy The Great July 22, 2003

Your Slaphappy Grandpappy

A term made up by the 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' used asa 'Your Mom' joke.

Substitute teacher: Greg, can you answer this problem?
Greg: Your Mama!
Subsitute tecaher: Excuse Me?
Greg: Your Big Fanny Granny!
Subsititute Teacher: Well I hardly think that's -
Greg: Your Slaphappy Grandpappy!

by middle_school_'lOsEr' December 30, 2009

Slapass Friday

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006