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NOT the word of God. Just a clever work of fiction that Christian cults take literally.
Smarter people ignor the bible because most of it is clearly not true.
However, who would disagree with the 10 Commandments? Just because God didn't send them down from heaven doesn't mean its OK to kill, steal, ect.
The smartest people of all understand that and learn to look at the bible symbolically. For example, "hell" is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, while "heaven" is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace.
I, being one of these brilliant people, don't live a good life because I'm afraid of appearing in a fiery pit after I die, it just feels right. One of the greatest people that ever walked the Earth had an understanding similar to this- here is John Lennon's view on God:
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." Well said, John. Well said.
Smarter people ignor the bible because most of it is clearly not true.
However, who would disagree with the 10 Commandments? Just because God didn't send them down from heaven doesn't mean its OK to kill, steal, ect.
The smartest people of all understand that and learn to look at the bible symbolically. For example, "hell" is every bit of guilt, depression, rejection, and pain felt in life, while "heaven" is all comfort, happiness, love, and peace.
I, being one of these brilliant people, don't live a good life because I'm afraid of appearing in a fiery pit after I die, it just feels right. One of the greatest people that ever walked the Earth had an understanding similar to this- here is John Lennon's view on God:
"I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people call God is something in all of us. I believe that what Jesus and Mohammed and Buddha and all the rest said was right. It's just that the translations have gone wrong." Well said, John. Well said.
christian: I talk to God every day.
atheist: Does he talk back?
christian: Yes, through the bible.
atheist: Dumbass. The bible was written by humans. Its not God's word, its a moral guide to life. Do you want to be like Jesus?
christian: Yes
atheist: Then stop telling Him to help people and start helping people!!!
atheist: Does he talk back?
christian: Yes, through the bible.
atheist: Dumbass. The bible was written by humans. Its not God's word, its a moral guide to life. Do you want to be like Jesus?
christian: Yes
atheist: Then stop telling Him to help people and start helping people!!!
the bible by Jim Steele September 9, 2008
The bible
1. The world's best selling book. This book is a fictional story with various authors. It's protagonist is named 'God'.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
2. A fictional book used as 'proof' in arguments.
3. A book prejudice against Homosexual people.
4. A recipe for war and manual for acceptable murder.
5. The biggest lie in human history.
Theist: The bible has all the answers.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
Atheist: oh, yeah? Who created 'God'?
Theist: No one did. He always existed.
Atheist: Yeah? Now you call yourself smart, right?
Theist: yeah.
Atheist: Okay, you believe that there's an imaginary man living in the sky. That the man can see everything that you're doing every second of your life.
Theist: ...
Atheist: This 'God' loves everyone but is as forgiving as he is cruel. He forgives rapists and murderers but will never forgive homosexuals. This is pure s***.
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The Bible
A book written about how God chose to create the world and humanity. The story continues with God interacting with humanity through the israelites. Humans sin, and God can't be around sin, but Jesus comes around and by paying the price for sin, death, Jesus makes it possible for humanity to relate to God again.
The Bible is about how God relates to humanity, and many people believe that it is truth. A very controversial book, has stories, advice, a moral code, and descriptions of how people can relate back to God
The Bible is about how God relates to humanity, and many people believe that it is truth. A very controversial book, has stories, advice, a moral code, and descriptions of how people can relate back to God
The Bible by drumhanderson February 6, 2010
The Bible
A book of morals
only taken seriously by idiots with blind faith.
It is full of hypocracy, if you take it seriously then you are sexist (in Corinthians) and racist. mabey if you idiots acualy read it you'd see its not as great as you think.
only taken seriously by idiots with blind faith.
It is full of hypocracy, if you take it seriously then you are sexist (in Corinthians) and racist. mabey if you idiots acualy read it you'd see its not as great as you think.