caltitude 

The degree to which a cat's posterior raises when one strokes it.

Wow---did you see that caltitude?! I just barely touched my cat, and her butt is way up in the air!

caltitude by pentozali March 18, 2009

Frattitude 

A person from the neighbourhood of Fratton (Portsmouth) who has a bad attitude

Did you see Sally earlier she had a bad attitude, she's from Fratton as well.

Yeah she has Frattitude!

attitude bad anger portsmouth fratton

Frattitude by Notmesirreally May 2, 2013

cattitude

(adj.) of or pertaining to the finicky and egotistical attitude/nature a cat may portray. Catty and sassy all at once.

"Marlena displayed such cattitude with her glare when Mini was gettting all of the attention."
"Bridgette's cattitude made Madline mad as she hogged the warm spot in the sun."

cattitude by Daisy Hubble January 25, 2004

Claptitude 

The skill one possesses at giving a high five. Named for the sound made when two hands meet and your aptitude for making that sound happen.

I hate high fiving Lucy. She's got horrible claptitude.

Logan has awesome claptitude, but your hands always sting a little afterwards.

Claptitude by UAllRedENo December 10, 2010

Craptitude 

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.

That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.

Craptitude by The 42nd December 9, 2012

Cratitude 

The feeling of being so grateful, so filled with gratitude, that you have the overwhelming urge to cry.

Tears were streaming down Micheles' face because she was so filled with cratitude as she walked across the stage to receive her award because she knew she wouldn't be there if it wasn't for the support of her friends and family.

Cratitude by M&J Visions, Inc May 8, 2018

chaptitude 

the foresight and natural, well honed ability for doing all things chap'like at all times regardless of weather conditions, political stance or job description.

Rupert - "My my old boy you're dressed well but appear to be missing your handkerchief. What happened to it?"

Tarquin - "I gave it to that rapscallion to wipe his face down after we threw it down in fisticuffs behind the Dog and Duck."

Rupert - "What chaptitude you have sir."

Tarquin - "Indeed."

chaptitude by wookiedai September 13, 2011