Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese

John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it

by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

Butt Cheese

The squishy poop that comes out of your butthole, not wet enough to be diarrhea but not hard enough to be regular poop.

Aw dawg, that's nasty, you got some stinky butt cheese

by NiggerFuckShitBitch January 2, 2020

Geek Cheese

Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.

Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!

by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011

The Big Cheese

The big cheese is the person who holds the most power in any situation. If you overhear someone at work describe you as "the big cheese," it means that he thinks of you as the most important person in the office.

Man 1: Hey, did you see the big cheese yesterday?
Man 2: No, what did he do?
Man 1: He was screaming at a grilled cheese.
Man 2: Oh, the guy made out of cheese, right?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: He's the best person ever.
Man 1: An agreement has been made.

by Rurer February 3, 2022

m to the cheese

It's Gromit doo-doo-doo dododododo, doo doo do doo we da

M to the cheese we forgot the crackers

by Boris Bop September 29, 2020

Cheese Throat

A filmy buildup in the throat from substances such as mucus, or more commonly thick, liquid foods such as queso, that makes it difficult to speak properly without first clearing one's throat.

Jim took a moment to clear his throat before speaking, as the casserole he was eating gave him cheese throat.

by CheeseThroat September 12, 2017