Definitions by iRikeDaPeepoh
Geek Cheese
Crap that forms under your keyboard keys that takes years to cultivate. Composed of hair, dead skin cells, fingernails, staples, leftover food crumbs and other unnamed crap.
Jim: I recently bought a cheap used laptop!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!
Bob: Probably has Geek Cheese...
Jim: -Lifts up some of the keys- WTF!
Geek Cheese by iRikeDaPeepoh March 14, 2011