Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

Poo Stinker

When your poo is extra stinky

Kendall: Ugh, the bathroom stinks, was that a Poo Stinker?

Wendall: Uh, yeah I suppose it was, bae

by I am a dissapointment lol April 19, 2020

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

Poo-poo face

Someone who isn’t nice

Bob: oh hey wanna play Mario kart?
Bon: no you poo-poo face

by Average Will September 22, 2023

reasonably large poo

What Adam did on the 19:30 virgin train from London to Glasgow

"I've just had a reasonably large poo and there is no toilet roll left on the @virgintrains 19.30 train from Euston to Glasgow pls send help."

by stan claire May 1, 2022

Million Dollar Poo

When you take a shit at work whilst on public holiday rates

If I can just Poo for a bit longer i’ll be able to squeeze out some more overtime on Christmas morning….the dream the Million Dollar Poo.

by Alfred Buttlicker December 31, 2021

Poo

Poo stinks like hell. Don’t say it smells good because it does not.

I will get my glen 20 out at your house. If you don’t want it in your house then check my bag

Poo stinks 😷

by Cyangirl9 September 27, 2021