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Old man sex

How Tumblr users refer to sexual intimacy occurring between two fictional men over the age of 45. Similar to ‘old man yaoi’ but typically refers to white men.
Everyone’s writing fanfiction about House and Wilson having old man sex.”
“Isn’t Wilson only like, 40?”
by grimm23 December 13, 2023
mugGet the Old man sexmug.

The old one two

Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
You are eating your crisps wrong, the best is to have one of each, nothing beats the old one two
by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023
mugGet the The old one twomug.

old

brazilian slang (most used on twitter) that stands for something that's very obvious and/or already known by everyone. you can see it also as "old mo" or "old que sim/não".

"old que sim" for agreement sentences and "old que não" for disagreement. "mo" = the same as "hun".
person 1: "he's a shit of a president"
person 2: "and that's old"

person 3: "elis regina is a bad singer"
person 4: "old que não"
by bolinhodechuva August 30, 2020
mugGet the oldmug.

30 year old dank

30 year old dank is dead
by jokera March 18, 2022
mugGet the 30 year old dankmug.

old phone

by txike April 3, 2018
mugGet the old phonemug.
the brief description of senpai, a famous Japanese actor ,who constantly stinks
by sun xiao chuan 258 November 28, 2021
mugGet the 24 years old and is a studentmug.

old spoon

A phrased coined in the UK, specifically heard in Manchester. The phrase describes an older person. Usually between the age 40's & before you receive or collect your retirement package.
"no you don't want to date me, I'm an old spoon, I'm too old for you"
by NYC2MCR November 22, 2013
mugGet the old spoonmug.

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