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southern comfort

Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.

Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".
Brad: Oi Tony, I got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.

Tony: Onya Boy!
by Brad January 30, 2008
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smuther fuck

streaching your sac over your girls mouth and nose while jacking off on her forehead....
Mindy had to get up and be lead to the bathroom after being blinded by being smuther fucked.....
by holeinone March 18, 2010
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southern fairy

derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor
he can afford good clothes what a southern fairy
by josh14 August 25, 2006
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southerner

People who use apostrophes anytime they write and pronounce I's as A's, and O's as I's. They also pronounce every store name with an S at the end. To add to the frustration, they can't properly pronounce a one syllable word.
They've usually only traveled about 20 miles from their hometown, except for that one exciting trip to Myrtle Beach, aka The Mecca of White Trash.

They tend to have newer automobiles, big TVs and huge beer budgets, while being on food stamps and with all 7 kids getting free lunch at school.

They have a reputation of being racist; most are not. They also have a reputation for being hospitable; most definitely are not.
Southerner: What are yew dooen de next few day's?

Normal person: Ah, going over to Europe... there is a big fest in Austria this weekend.

Southerner: Damn ah ain't never been to no Awstrayyylya.

Normal person: Austria.

Southerner: Awstrayyylya. Anyway, ah'm goin to Wal-Mart's to get some clothe's. Thee-in, ah'm goin ta Winn-Dixie's. Doooo you wawna come?

Normal person: *kills self*
by frackingoo September 5, 2011
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southern fried metal

close close cousin of sludge, etc. with a penchant for working class lyrics, down home riffs, and much much resin to slow the rock.
by Dnite April 14, 2003
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sothtastic

ADJ; When a comment has been falsified or used improperly, such that it makes something or someone seem to be greater, larger, better, or in some other way an improvement on the norm, it is said to be a sothtastic statement.
He claimed that his wang was so big, he could play baseball with it, which was obviously a very sothtastic thing to say.
by Blaze May 14, 2003
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Softhurst

1. A bloke that cannot get his johnson hard, in any situation, on any given night.

2. Limp-dick syndrome, a rare but harsh condition.

3. Andrew Tolhurst.
Person 1: 'I just couldn't get hard for her'

Person 2: 'Thats such a softhurst'
by ABlokeNamedCampo. December 9, 2010
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