August 9

The day of Haiji Towa (should definitely be censored). If u didn't know, H*iji T*wa is a fucking pedo in danganronpa: ultra despair girls (a game). So, if u have a printer, print out a sprite of H*iji and torture him! (If u are born on August 9 like him, I don't hate u :)

person one: what is August 9
person two: H*ji T*wa day

by shrekthetenth August 3, 2021

September 9

Give the tall people a.k.a. the people over 5’4 5 dollars today

Person 1- oh hello it’s September 9

Person 2- yup pay up

Person 1- ok ok

by Jadyen September 7, 2021

Fast 9 move

When the man gets on top and slides his penis in the vagina then spins in a circle.

Josh did the fast 9 move on me last night and I had an orgasam in 30 seconds. He spun so fast.

by Fast9 September 8, 2021

OCTOBER 9

National bug day where you love a bug

it's October 9th let's go help some bugs

by Imma fag September 14, 2021

october 9

its angelique day.

fucking deal with it
the baddest bitch will steal your smurf lookin man

me: its october 9

her: better worship me bitch

by desperate.com October 7, 2021

October 9

it’s legally buy your child a trip to their online bffs home day

“Oh dude it’s October 9th!”
“Yeah now hand over the state of Ohio.”

by the all wise Xan October 9, 2021

October 9

October 9 is day to flip your cousin of all day long

October 9 why you flip me off because it’s October 9

by Jack jewels October 9, 2021