by Adso February 10, 2007
Get the fire jocksmug. A clusterf*ck, or emergency, with very few people involved, thereby underscoring the ineptitude of one, or more, of the parties concerned. The reference to the Mount Rushmore state is, in part, due to its lack of population and large buildings, which emphasizes the relative simplicity of a theoretical fire drill in the state were it to occur.
"I swear, everyday there's a South Dakota Fire Drill with the Accounts Payable team. How can three people get so confused?"
by Muy_Picante October 6, 2025
Get the South Dakota Fire Drillmug. My boy got a Filipino fire starter from some lady boy at the bar after finding out the chick he was talking to was in fact a dude.
by Mevers June 14, 2023
Get the Filipino fire startermug. 
by iDraw&Stuff December 28, 2021
Get the Firemug. Da unique progressive sequence in which da head of a service-garage sacks each of his dumb-a** mechanics due to their screwing up da placement of da ignition-wires on car-engines dat they're workings on.
Tronald Dump was notoriously heavy-handed and irrationally flippant about terminating da employment of his hapless apprentices, so it's a good thing he didn't run a garage where they repaired ignition-systems, or his firing order would likely have been even more despicable; besides, I seriously doubt dat his "rich 'n' pampered Daddy's-boy" fingers have ever even experienced handling a wrench or screwdriver to actually do any auto-repairs of his own, and so he would have no room to talk, anyway. Why, he probably couldn't even understand or follow da written/drawn instructions in a Haynes repair manual, and so how could he possibly be justified in criticizing anyone else if said naive laborer goofs up once in a while???
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
Get the firing ordermug. said to a person who is doing more harm than good but because you're already in such a horrifying situation, which you think couldn't get worse, that it doesn't matter as this person's efforts are pointless and wouldn't make any difference.
A: I can't believe that you two broke up.
B: he learned what have I been doing... Jes is going to tell him that I cheated on him with john. She's just setting the fire on fire I've told so many lies , another one won't hurt
(imagine two criminals that are stuck in a room and if they can't manage to get out they'll die. there's only a desk and an old phone in this room and the police is already after them)
A: what are doing?!
B:I'm calling the police
A:what?! whatever, set the fire on fire we're going to die anyway/ we're gonna get arrested anyway
B: he learned what have I been doing... Jes is going to tell him that I cheated on him with john. She's just setting the fire on fire I've told so many lies , another one won't hurt
(imagine two criminals that are stuck in a room and if they can't manage to get out they'll die. there's only a desk and an old phone in this room and the police is already after them)
A: what are doing?!
B:I'm calling the police
A:what?! whatever, set the fire on fire we're going to die anyway/ we're gonna get arrested anyway
by ohnoohnoohnonononono January 21, 2021
Get the set the fire on firemug.