old thread

A old friend thats fake.

He's a old thread that should be cut.

by Noah_H25 May 19, 2018

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

old raisin

An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.

Wow, that woman is an old raisin

by griff_L2 September 29, 2023

The Olds

A condition of aging. Older people forgetting where they put things, where they are, who they are, what they were about to do!!

My dad has the olds.

by anonymous November 9, 2022

Dirty Old Man

An older man who is extremely inappropriate towards way younger people. They are attracted to teens and very very early 20's and jokes about "well they are 18 or almost 18", "it's legal in some places" regarding minors, "I'm going through a mid life crisis and want a young hot thing", "age doesn't matter"

He's a dirty old man who likes them young

by Lexxii A May 21, 2024

old man carl

A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way

Shut the fuck up old man Carl

by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022