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Roffeys law

I'm the event of a traumatic experience or a medical issue resulting in a possible or potential death, no denning is to be near, close, around, in premises of, or jurisdiction of atleast 30km of the roffey in question.
Veronica can't go to the hospital because of "roffeys law"
by Roffeydog December 28, 2023
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Down By Law

"We can shoot a fair one,I'm not affiliated, I don't need to be, Im down by law, homeboy!" Ny/Nj Circa 80s urban slang
by #strictlyoldschool April 1, 2021
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Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.
"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
by China--man November 12, 2025
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Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.
Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?
by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022
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Sodays Law

is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer (regardless of topic or scope), the probability the losing party will refer to other party as Trumper, Trumpanzee, or any other version they come up with for Trump.
This guy on the internet was trolling me hard with facts and critical thinking so I just called Sodays Lawed him by calling him a Trumper, and won the discussion.
by Baggyhombus594 May 14, 2022
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half-co-pibling-in-law

Spouse's half-pibling's spouse.
half-co-pibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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goat's law

If a man owns goat,
He must provide goat,
to any and all of his friends, of whom are tripping balls and want to play with said fucking goat with in 15mins or be hanged by the neck till dead!!!!
Dude bring the fucking goat, it's goat's law
by King mammal August 31, 2018
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