When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.
Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.
by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025
Get the birth by anal bird explosionmug. A spy camera disguised as a living creature by the government. Some believe that birds are in fact real animals, but these people have either been brainwashed by the government or are just stupid.
by hkvbJVWlEV March 1, 2019
Get the Birdmug. Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”
* Whats up birdtail? How was your weekend
* (friend) hey man i just hit the lottery for 500$ on a scratchoff!!
(You) BIRDTAIL
BIRDTAIL: Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”
* (friend) hey man i just hit the lottery for 500$ on a scratchoff!!
(You) BIRDTAIL
BIRDTAIL: Bird tail is a set of words or a phrase in which you call someone such as “dude” and is also something good that happens such as “awesome or amazing”
by king master October 9, 2022
Get the Bird tailmug. Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.
by 011000110 June 23, 2017
Get the bird candymug. by anonymous February 8, 2021
Get the birdmug. A song from the sound track from the best movie ever created ‘Rio’ where the main character Nigel the cockatoo is expressing his distress about being the prettiest bird in the world even though he was kicked out of his telenovela and replaced by Patricius the “pretty bird of Paraguay”
by Rio lover 104 February 5, 2022
Get the Pretty Birdmug. by Sala Bizzle August 1, 2021
Get the Bird Foodmug.