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jet off

When you stick your dick in a jacuzzi jet. You try and keep it steady while you watch porn or think of hot asians having anal sex. You continue to jet off until you ejaculate in the jacuzzi. There is no need for tissues. You never have a sticky situation on your hands. It may begin to hurt after about 5 minutes but it is well worth it. Like getting a no lube hand job for free.
My buds and I went into the jacuzzi and all claimed our own jets. Some like the soft ones and some like the rough ones. I got the rough one and to jet off I thought of Kikoman sauce being poured all over this hot hasian while she was being butt fucked. It was a sweet thursday night.
by Shuiefer McStalion May 2, 2008
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come off it

The action of a female who proceeds to have sexual intercourse with another. If a female is considered a slut she will naturally come off it much easier than someone who sucks and sits on it.
"Jennifer is really hot, but does she come off it?"

"Hey bitch, you comin' off that pussy or what?"
by A-Slam September 15, 2007
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Hands off

When you cum without anyone or anything touching your dick
Her pussy was so good that I came hands off
by DaMan10036 October 16, 2016
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FUCK OFF

What you have when there is a tie at West Virginia beauty contest.
Them two girl in the beauty contest is ugly just alike. We gonna need to have a "Fuck Off" to see who wins this one.
by DanoC December 28, 2005
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Spontaneous pants off dance off

When two or more parties spontaneously remove pants and challenge each other to a dance off, the winner of which may put pants back on and ridicule other(s) for being pantless.
Bro Emily totally dominated that spontaneous pants off dance off last night CJ was so ashamed she lost and had to remain pantless the rest of the night!
by emrahrah June 22, 2012
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shit off

Shit off originates from the ancient tribal island of Poon, where small creatures known as Poons, spoke in the forgotten language of Poonish. These creatures were very harsh little creatures, and the most common word or phrase they said was "Shit off", meaning to fuck off, in a nicer way.
Shit off you poon
Shit off ya ragamuff
I don't want you here, so Shit off.
by King Poon June 6, 2004
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Zack off

You can replace any curse word with Zack. preferably "fuck".
Person 1 - "Your a fag!"

Person 2 - "Zack off."
by Zack Belton August 5, 2008
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