Fat-man Burrito 

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

Fat-man Burrito by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

Fat pie 

A fat pie is an overweight female, generally with some redeeming features (i.e cracking tits or nice face) who is quite tasty, although the term can be used loosely to describe any fatties.

Would typically be do-able after about 4 pints.

G'ham: "Check out that jailbait!"
Dave: "IDK man, she's a bit of a fat pie.."
G'ham: "True, maybe I'd wrap it first."

Fat pie by Jizzmeister November 6, 2012

Fat Wattson 

When one has a social, economic or health related nadir or low-point in their existence. A time in one's life when one is super-not-killing-it. A time when one got fat.

"Oh dude, my girl's all bummed and eating like crazy. She's full-on Fat Wattson right meow."

Fat Wattson by Youre_welcome October 21, 2015

fat girl tap

A friendly (two) tap motion usually on the leg or back. Not in anyway sexual, but friendly and slightly condescending, albeit not overtly so. Done in reassurance or for emphasis.

I guess he wasn't that into me, as we said goodbye he fat girl tapped me.

fat girl tap by mikkolover October 27, 2015

Fat Slapper 

Skinny man who likes to get intimate with primarily heavy set women well above his weight.

Wow, Johnny was with Casey last year now he's with Brittany, what a fat Slapper.

Fat Slapper by OGTed November 8, 2015

fat juice 

The sweat that comes out your flab.

I'm drowning in fat juice!

fat juice by Sebasssssssss23 January 5, 2016

Fat Jewing 

The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.

Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."

Fat Jewing by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016