OLD

On Line Dating

OLD or On Line Dating is a new phenomenon which emerged in the past 20 years with the development of the internet

by NYLON_G January 7, 2022

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

Old

Age is relative and based on the ages of your friends

17 is so old! Yeah because that's how old Shane is.

by shaneisold December 15, 2021

Old Dude

The guy you buy weed from. Not necessarily old, or a dude.

Hey babe, have you gone to see Old Dude yet? We're like, down to stems and seeds.

Oh shit I'll go see her tomorrow.

by Timothy Brentwood November 22, 2022

old idiot

when some old person jumps o my butt crack with spikes on her feet and enjoys it

Grandma: I like that
me: what
Grandma: let me jump
me: ok
Granma: ahh lovely
me: what the hell u old idiot

by im an old idiot August 6, 2019

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

Olds

Outdated news, most famously referenced in the video H3H3 VS Keemstar- Content Misinformation by Atozy.

"Did you hear about Leafy coming back to Youtube?"

"Yeah but that was awhile ago man, its olds."

by SarahSigns May 30, 2020