Straightener

A term used by :- complete pussy's/ chavs pussy's, people who aspire to be bullies but just ain't hard enough, people that wish they were hard / cool but never will be, cowards who are unloved / unlovable, wimps who couldn't punch their way out of a money spiders web, spoilt mummy's boys who have ridiculous tattoos to try and mask their wimpyness. Especially used by the type of people that probably turn up to your house when they know your not there, pretending they've got some sort of bottle infront of your Mrs.

"I went to his house for a straightener but he wasn't there so I told his fucking Mrs instead. "

"I was gonna have a straightener with him then! You wait till I see him next!" ( right after you just passed him and did fuck all)

by Tough guy666 April 18, 2024

straightforward guy

A lust-crazed stud who's being totally "open 'n' honest" regarding his tongue-lolling interest in a hot chick, in dat he's stark-naked and his "downstairs tongue" is majorly "lolling" as well --- i.e., da "object of his desire" is both stiffly-extended parallel with da ground and sticking out directly ahead of his abdomen, in eager readiness to be inserted into said luscious looker's equally-juicy love-tunnel.

Telling yer teenage-sweetie's "paw" dat you're a 100% straightforward guy may not actually instill much confidence in said watchful/protective parent's mind, in dat (A) he himself was a teenage lad once, and so he knows only too well how hot they can get between their legs, and (B) he'll be able to easily see da massive crotch-bulge dat you're "obviously" sporting, and so he may think twice about whether he's okay with your palling around with his "little pumpkin" unsupervised! :P

by QuacksO January 21, 2025

straightphobic

A word made up by whiny straight (heterosexual) people to make it sound like they are oppressed.

Often used on tiktok during shipping discourse by annoying straight people when anyone mentions hating a certain straight ship.

girl 1: "UGH you are so straightphobic because you hate *insert straight ship*"
girl 2: "no, i hate it because it's incest"

by ActuallyCamie February 4, 2025

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Straightbaiting

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025

Straightener

The name given to a consented pre organized refereed fight event between two people to settle a prolonged conflict or disagreement that they have failed to come to an agreement on and have past the point of resolving matter with discussion.
In representative of themselves or as a representative of opposing groups.

Used as a method of achieving peace on respectable terms with minimal casualties.

“We are having a straightener so we can put this all behind us.”
“We only fight with our fists, we don’t use weapons, we want a straightener.”

by RealMsgR March 30, 2025

straightly

a verb which means more strait than something or walking super straight line

the modal was walking straightly down the runway

by capyflapy May 22, 2025