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penis buffer 

one who buffs up the penis by sucking on it, aka spit shine
dammit them queers are all penis buffers
penis buffer by reno April 21, 2005

penis teeth 

When you've been sucking wangs so much your teeth are covered in wang residue.
Gross, go brush your penis teeth!
penis teeth by Jerry Burris January 28, 2009

penis in the vagina 

Something obvious or something that everyone knows about.

It's called penis in the vagina because everyone knows about sex.
Guy to his friend: 8 times 9 is 72? Really?

Guy's friend: Wow. Penis in the vagina, dumbass.
penis in the vagina by XoXo_ December 11, 2010

penis pit 

Think of an armpit, but with a penis instead, not the taint, but in between the penis and the sack
I had an itch on my penis pit, so I lifted my penis and scratched the itch at the pit.
penis pit by cookie - Indy September 12, 2008

Penis Target Shooting. 

You shove a penut into your Japs Eye, you then masturbate and then fire the penut at a target.
" Wow, your good at Penis Target Shooting. "

Penis Fingers 

Penis Fingers tend to happen when one is tired or intoxicated and cant seem to hit the right keys, or hit several extra keys all at the same time. Meaning No matter what you do your typing looks as if you typed it with your Penis.
John: whjat are yoiu up top tonight man?

Marc: Not much dude, seems like you have a case of Penis fingers tonight, lol.

John: seriouluy, I know right!?
Penis Fingers by Spazet May 16, 2011