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jack-off jill

a band from south florida, not sure if theyre still around. they were from around the time marilyn manson was gettin started down here too, when they calld themselves 'Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids"
i used to go see jack-off jill at the carefree theater ,i think it was
jack-off jill by eric October 22, 2003

Jack russeled 

jack russeled being the plural of jack russeling. is when a man or woman gesticulates making love to another man or woman like a jack russel terrier usually squatting down and humping either the left or right leg of the person.
ben you got well and truely jack russeled by dean you must have loved it.
Jack russeled by richee15 September 22, 2005

Jack-Crap 

a synonym for the word nothing but with a more mean attitude to get your point across
Dad: mikey did you clean the living room with your brother?
mikey: yes i did
james: wait dad! mikey did Jack-Crap.
Jack-Crap by CLINT BOULTON January 16, 2008

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
Jack-O-Lantern by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011

jack clinch

A Jack Clinch usually has a rather small penis (2-3inches) with a fod the size of mount everest.

Jack Ryan 

Jack Ryan is the protagonist from the game BioShock. He is the illegitimate son of Andrew Ryan and Jasmine Jolene. His father made the underwater city of Rapture. His mother was a stripper and prostitute. He was sold to the businesses man Frank Fontaine when he was an embryo. He was experimented on as a child by Brigid Tenebaum and Yi Suchong,making him grow up faster than a usual human. He is technically four years old in BioShock. Throughout the game,he must use "plasmids",a gene altering chemical that makes the user have super powers. He also can save little sisters from the Big Daddies or harvest them. He wears a badass sweater and has chain tattoos on his wrist,along with a sexy voice.
Person 1: Dude,Alex Mason from call of duty is awesome!
Person 2: Dude,Jack Ryan from BioShock can kick his ass without trying
Jack Ryan by Deuce9Lives November 11, 2014