Canadian Breakfast

When you wrap bacon around your penis and pour maple syrup on it and a broad sucks you off

Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast

Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day

by Tarvish June 12, 2020

Canadian

Something that is the butt of jokes related to not being present

In California, Rancho Cucamonga is a very Canadian place.

by YuOfTheNight August 10, 2020

caleab

Its probably an American Name not much populated, it can be also used as a offensive verb in south America Like not sucessfull in life

Hey Bro u are a total Caleab

by CopewithAlan August 10, 2020

Canadian fire drill

When your server leaves and everyone at the table switches seats and/or tables before he/she gets back just to fuck with them.

"My asshole table just did a Canadian fire drill now they are all mixed up in the pos system!"

"She's gone! Hurry and do a Canadian fire drill before she gets back!"

by Trogdor312 August 18, 2020

Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.

We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.

by Ucosude August 19, 2020

cana-duh dry

A joke made by youtuber Liza Koshy using the soda brand Canada Dry implying the slang word "duh" into "da", a part of the word Canada Dry.

Liza Koshy: "...and i said, cana-duh dry!"

by ixadecent September 1, 2020

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 12, 2020