Fuck o meter

It means how many fucks u give

The fuck o meter is at absolute 0

by Gd failallthetm May 25, 2018

bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

by Kit April 3, 2005

Cup-o-nuts

A prank when you rub your balls (nut sack) on the rim of the glass and fill it with nuts, then the glass it rubbed across the face of someone with a nut allergy causing them to react.

"My mate mitch is allergic to nuts. Let's give him a cup-o-nuts and see how badly his face swells up"

by Lumpoliam123 January 7, 2017

lack-of-ink-o-phobia

The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.

"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"

"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."

by Bic Chic February 4, 2010

bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot

Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

D-O-Double-Gizzle

when one jerks off with 2 glazed doughnuts

i did a D-0-Double-Gizzle last night at Dunkin Donuts!

by Andrew November 14, 2003

Pimms O' Clock

Used when about to shoot at goal in a British football match, to both alert team-mates and scare opposition.
Also used as a exclamation when celebrating a goal.

James: Pimms O' Clock! (fires a soaring shot over the bar)
Dan: Maybe not quite yet then.

by Jimbozi August 5, 2008