Poof-O-Matic

A machine that crushes up objects and makes small puffs of air of said object. Can also make rainbows and glitter.

Woah, that Poof-O-Matic is soo cool, look at the rainbow it just made!

by Pube God September 13, 2011

bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

by Kit April 3, 2005

D-O-L

freakzoid
loser
geek
gimp
g0mp

Dodgy orangoutang Loving

Seriously disturbed kiddy fiddler

by Marty April 2, 2003

lack-of-ink-o-phobia

The fear of not having a pen when you need one. This condition may cause a person (usually female) to carry at least 5 pens in her purse.

"Damn, her purse must weigh 20 pounds!"

"Ya, she's got the lack-of-ink-o-phobia..."

by Bic Chic February 4, 2010

bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot

Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

D-O-Double-Gizzle

when one jerks off with 2 glazed doughnuts

i did a D-0-Double-Gizzle last night at Dunkin Donuts!

by Andrew November 14, 2003

Pimms O' Clock

Used when about to shoot at goal in a British football match, to both alert team-mates and scare opposition.
Also used as a exclamation when celebrating a goal.

James: Pimms O' Clock! (fires a soaring shot over the bar)
Dan: Maybe not quite yet then.

by Jimbozi August 5, 2008