Belgian Hand Clencher

The act of smearing the penis in chocolate and Stella Artois and receiving a handjob from a Belgian prostitute. The receiver then blows their load onto a Belgian crepe, and the Belgian prostitute proceeds to eat it

I got a proper Belgian Hand Clencher last night, chocolate and Stella everywhere

by 4992 April 13, 2022

No hands wave blowjob

While performing a blowjob, the person, without using their hands, uses their tongue to make waves on the lower (sensitive) side of the penis (s. dick), keeping the penis in their mouth for the entire time until the collected saliva, pre-cum loaded waves come out of their mouth.

Unlike many other blowjob types this type of blowjob is suitable for ANY size of dick, but preferably which would roughly fit in the mouth.

It is a highly skilled type of blowjob which requires a mastery on tongue muscles as well as gag reflex time. The wave movement also helps to direct the flow of pre-cum/ cum.

Emily got cut on her hands while cutting vegetables yesterday, so she decided to treat me with the No hands wave blowjob. It was good change for my little dick.

Riya gave me the No hands wave blowjob yesterday, as she had freshly applied mehndi on her hands.

by Pandu Pandey April 19, 2022

Baltimore Back-Hand

The act of bitch slapping a women in the face with you cock

Ruthie was being a bitch to Rick so he whipped out his cock and gave her a Baltimore Back-Hand

by YaSista’sAss November 11, 2021

Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.

Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

hand in glub bucket

puttin your damn hands in the damn glub bucket

clek: hey summer take your damn hands of the hand in glub bucket! its not funny anymore!!! c'mon, please!!!

by hand in glub bucket man January 23, 2022

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Hands In The Pants Day

You have to get your hands in somebody’s pants.

Your partner comes up to you and digs his/her hands in their partner private area “ Hands In The Pants Day”.

by AllahIsLord October 31, 2021