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Confused Groundhog

When you have your girl get on all fours and put a pie pan under each part that touches the floor. Then start pumping away. Every time you thrust, she’ll slide forward. That coupled with her ecstasy will make her look like a confused groundhog foraging for a nut.
Rich: “Tina and I got the pie pans out last night and I slid her all around the floor with my back shots.”
Curtis:”The ol’ Confused Groundhog…that’s hot!”
Confused Groundhog by TheCanon13 October 5, 2023

Confederate 

That man over there is a confederate sugar !
Confederate by itzjay750 October 19, 2023

Confidential Human Source 

A Confidential Human Source, or CHS, is an informant who covertly provides information to law enforcement about criminals and their activities. Their names are withheld from official law enforcement reports and documents to protect their identities.

Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.
The FBI claimed they were told about the drug ring by a Confidential Human Source.

Confrontate 

To confrontate is to converse in a confrontational yet graceful manner with the purpose of inciting an emotional response that can then be turned into a debate about why the responding party had to respond in such an emotional manner
As I watched from a distance I could see two girls start to move closer to each other as they slowly began to circle each other with heads jerking back and forth and index fingers raised, as one girl made herself a little louder and straightened herself to be slightly more intimidating than the other, it was obvious they were about to confrontate over an unknown but important issue,
Confrontate by Fenton ill October 24, 2023

conflouge 

I made up this word in 2001 as a joke to see if the hotel clerk would catch it as a made up word. Conflouge : verb; means traffic, objects or people that unnecessarily cram together causing a huge jam up. Conflouge has a negative connotation.
Instead of pulling to the side of the road, the DUMBASSTUOUS drive sat in the middle of the road, causing all the traffic to Conflouge.
conflouge by Godivasports October 27, 2023

Confucianism 

A philosophy from 2,500 years ago that heavily influenced East Asian culture.

Unfortunately, it is extremely outdated and advocates blind obedience, a form of social slavery, and creates toxicity to the nth degree. People use this philosophy to justify child abuse and psychological torment.

Confucianism promotes the stratification of society into different castes, forcing them to know their place in society and be slaves to the higher-ups, even if the higher-ups are wrong. Also, promotes extreme conservatism.

Basically, the kids are owned by the mother, who is then owned by the father, who is then owned by his superior, and they have to act like slaves according to their place in the caste. Not to mention it creates tons of paranoia if the person does something that's perceived as stepping out of line.
Confucianism is terrible